My wife isn't pregnant. We are pregnant.
My wife isn't excited about the future. We are excited about the future.
My wife isn't enjoying the feeling of a new life growing inside her. We are enjoying the feeling of a new life growing inside her.
My wife hasn't gone off certain foods. We have gone off certain foods.
My wife can't sleep at night because she's too uncomfortable. We can't sleep at night because she's too uncomfortable.
My wife isn't hormonal. We are hormonal.
My wife doesn't want to watch girly programs on TV because my programs are stupid. We want to watch girly programs on TV because my programs are stupid.
My wife doesn't cry while watching dog food commercials, because the puppy had such a sad face. We cry while watching dog food commercials, because the puppy had such a sad face.
My wife isn't constipated. We are constipated.
My wife doesn't have exploding diarrhea. We have exploding diarrhea.
My wife doesn't want to cut my cock off for doing this to her. We want to cut my cock off for doing this to her.
