Being enraged

My fiancée deserves the best man leading up to our wedding, so I've done some research on what it means to be engaged.

Engaged:
- Involved in conflict or battle.

So now I have an idea of what I've let myself into. I was living under the illusion that being engaged would mean nice romantic things like flowers and chocolates and alcohol and Rohypnol and love. Good thing I haven't ever bought her any flowers and chocolates.


Further research revealed the following:



So basically being engaged is like going to war, but you're not allowed to have a poo.

That's the worst kind of war.