Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Greased sluts

More filthy lyrics from Grease - Summer Nights.

[Danny]
Summer lovin' had me a blast

[Sandy]
Summer lovin' happened so fast

[Danny]
I met a girl crazy for me

[Sandy]
Met a boy cute as can be

[Both]
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh

All good so far. Nothing sinister to be seen there.

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Doody]
Did you get very far?

Getting a bit personal here.


[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Marty]
Like does he have a car?

Women! The only thing they ever care about is cars.

[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

[Danny]
She swam by me, she got a cramp

On the blob?

[Sandy]
He ran by me, got my suit damp

You're sharing a bit too much, Sandy.

[Danny]
I saved her life, she nearly drowned

[Sandy]
He showed off, splashing around

Bukake?

[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Frenchy]
Was it love at first sight?

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?

Kenickie is confident that not only did Danny rape Sandy, but he'd also like to know if she can take a punch. Nice.

[Everyone]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

[Danny]
Took her bowling in the arcade

[Sandy]
We went strolling, drank lemonade

[Danny]
We made out under the dock

[Sandy]
We stayed out 'till ten o'clock

Are we honestly supposed to believe that ten o'clock was the original lyric?

[Both]
Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Putzie]
But you don't gotta brag

[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Rizzo]
Cos he sounds like a drag

Tranny suspect?

[Everyone]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH

[Sandy]
He got friendly, holding my hand

No interpretation needed here.

[Danny]
While she got friendly down in the sand

Sand in Sandy's sandpit. This won't end well.

[Sandy]
He was sweet, just turned eighteen

[Danny]
Well she was good you know what I mean

No we don't. You've been so subtle.

[Everyone]
Woah!

[Both]
Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights

[Everyone]
woo, woo, woo

[Pink Ladies]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Jan]
How much dough did he spend?

Hi Jan. Single?

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Sonny]
Could she get me a friend?

Sonny likes threesomes.

[Sandy]
It turned colder - that's where it ends

[Danny]
So I told her we'd still be friends

Sandy. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.

[Sandy]
Then we made our true love vow

[Danny]
Wonder what she's doing now

Probably having a scratch, if she still hasn't got all that sand out yet.

[Both]
Summer dreams ripped at the seams,

Who honestly believes that Sandy was a virgin.

bu-ut oh, those su-ummer nights....

[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me more!


No! Fuck off.

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