Men's armpits have always needed a disguise, as women do not like the natural sweat smell of men. Even after they have a shower women still insist that they put chemicals on their armpits in order to mask the scent of work.
Deodorant and anti-perspirant manufacturers have had variations of scents. The two biggest pit-o-flages are the scents of either spice or musk. Men have accepted this and on most mornings, the average male has sprayed the scent of an old spice or a muskrat on his pits, in order to appease the delicate female nostril.
But back in 2008 Lynx introduced a new deodorant/anti-perspirant called Dark Temptation which was described as, "A chocolate-smelling fragrance because women like chocolate, they will find men who smell of chocolate irresistible." This makes sense. If women like stuff, get men to smell like the stuff they like.
In 2009 they introduced Instinct which is described as, "a spicy scent of leather." In other words, they were trying to capture the smell of a new pair of leather shoes.
So what fabulous products can we expect in the current year? As I have studied the female psyche and boobs, here are a few of my suggestions.
Sink - The sweet smell washing-up liquid and carrot remains.
Iron pride - Women love ironing clothes and the scent of a freshly ironed man's shirt will make her feel at home.
Mow - The scent of a freshly mown lawn always seems to build up a sweat with my woman, while I watch her from a lawn chair, drinking my beer.
Linoleum scrub - Those stubborn stains on a linoleum floor are so hard to remove, but when a woman is down on all fours, scrubbing with all her might as the powerful smell of ammonia engulfs her, she can be intoxicating.
Breezer - Without too much product placement, it's the smell of a fruity alcoholic drink, with just a hint of vomit.
Hypnotise - Women will fall to your feet as the powerful smell of Rohypnol engulfs their sexiness (may need some kind of skin testing on men first).
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