Interior design time

I've been living in my new house for almost a year now and my bitch thinks it's time to update our kitchen.

As I'm a man, I don't know much about kitchens except that it's used to make dinner for my bitch when she tells me she wants dinner.

The problem with our current kitchen is that it's quite spacious, but there's very little counter space.

The kitchen roughly looks like this:

(click on the pic to make it bigger)


So my bitch sent the above picture through to me along with the below proposed changes.




That seems like a clever idea, but looking at the picture it seems that a lot of space was going to waste, when in fact we have a table and chairs in that space. So I have added to her picture in order to get a better understanding of the space we have.





That seems like a fair reflection of our kitchen and our eating area.

But it also shows that we still have a bit more space to play with.

As we're already putting an extension in the kitchen, it makes sense to utilise the space appropriately.





Having two bars in a cramped space is a bit depressing if you're just sitting around drinking, so let's add another feature.






Of course having two bars and a beer fridge means that one's bladder is going to fill up quite quickly and you don't want to be too far away from the action when the strippers get into their act.





Of course having a toilet plumbed in and paying for strippers every night isn't going to be cheap, so I'm going to have to start charging my friends. I'm sure they'll understand.





I consider myself a realist and like to prepare for things.

I'd be naive to not have this kind of cupboard.





So I have expanded on my bitch's little womanly thought and I'm left with probably the coolest kitchen in the world ever.






She's lucky woman to have me in her life.