How to pick up chicks - lesson 5

Communication

At a young age, Albert Einstein was asked by his girlfriend, “Does this skirt make my bum look big?” Albert, being the quick-witted lad that he was, ran away without saying a word and studied physics for years on end. After decades he eventually felt confident enough to return to his girlfriend with an answer.

After eventually tracking her down he paid the girl, now an old lady, a visit. Albert sat the old lady down and recalled the question that she asked him and told her that he now had an answer for her. With confident look in his eye, he declared that space was finite. The old lady glassed him.

The moral of the story is that communication between the sexes has long been one of the most difficult things to do on this planet.

The subtle art of communication has long been an underestimated technique when trying to trap one’s prey.

It’s true that clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her by her hair back to one’s cave has its advantages, but one needs to understand that this isn’t the 1980s anymore. Man has evolved and through this evolution, man has learnt that women have emotions, feelings and other shit like that, that he is able to exploit.

Women are basically simple-minded creatures. Their overwhelming urge to serve men, make babies and collect shoes has blinded them to the true hunter.

The basics of communication with women can be summed up under one heading:
LIE.

Yes, it’s that simple. The secret to communication is never being truthful.

Image a girl asks you the following questions and think if you would be better off by telling her the truth or rather telling her what she wants to hear?

1: “Would you like to buy me a drink?”

2: “Will you still respect me in the morning?”

3: “Are you stalking me?”

4: “Is there Rohypnol in this drink?”

5: “Is that suppose to be THAT small?”

6: “You’re not one of those loser chat forum geeks, are you?”

7: “Do you mind if we cuddle after sex?”

8: “Isn’t sex suppose to last longer than that?”

9: “Why do you have pictures of amputees on your wall?”

10: “Do these jeans make my bum look big?”