Should fat people be allowed to have sex?

Let’s face it, God made them fat in order to stop them from being found attractive, but sometimes thin people drink too much.

So who’s at fault?

Thin people are obviously going to get drunk a lot quicker than a fat person and therefore it’s probably the fat person’s responsibility to refuse the thin person’s advances.

On the other hand, the fat person has never been found attractive before and therefore will find it difficult to resist any kind of advance.

So I propose that all pubs now have BMI restrictions at every door. Anybody over 25 BMI is refused. They can hang out with the smokers and talk about pies and cancer.