I’ve given you hand-jobs.
I’ve given you sock.
You’ve given me nothin’
But a flaccid small cock!
I’m begging you sweetly.
I’m down on my knees.
Oh please,
Grow for me.
I’ve given you soft porn
And KY for lube
I’ve given a big girl
With one giant boob
Oh God, how I missed you.
Oh God, how they tease.
Now please,
Grow for me.
I’ve given you two girls with one cup
To get you to thrive.
I watched dead goats, like I'm suppose to
You’re barely alive.
I’ve tried all levels of texture
From rough hands to a kiss!
I’ve given you Viagra and mineral supplements.
What do you want from me? Piss?
"Ow! Damn Toilet! Urine everywhere!"
I’ve given you sunlight.
I’ve given you rain.
Looks like you’re not happy
Unless I drain my main vein.
I’ll give you a few drops,
If that’ll appease.
Now please...
Oh, oh, oh, please...
Grow for me!
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MUPPET
Lift up your head
Wash off your dick cheese
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that precum away
Show me your head, like you do every mornin'
I know things were bad, but now they're okay
Suddenly semen is spurtin' outside you
You don't need no goat porn, don't have to pretend
Suddenly semen is here to provide you
With sticky white patches,
Semen's your friend.
MUPPET'S PENIS:
Nobody ever treated me kindly
Daddy was rough with me
My sister was cold
I'd meet a hand and I'd follow him blindly
He'd shake his fingers
Me, I'd explode
Suddenly semen is spurtin' outside me
Feeling so sticky
Feeling so warm
Suddenly semen is here to provide me
With sticky white patches
Semen and porn!
MUPPET:
Tell me this feelin'll last till forever
Tell me the spunk can be clean washed away
MUPPET'S PENIS:
Please understand that it's still strange and fright'nin'
For losers like I've been it's so hard to say
MUPPET:
Suddenly semen,
It purified me
Suddenly semen
It showed me I can
Learn how to see more
Of the spunk that's inside me
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
Semen's my fan!
BOTH
Suddenly semen,
It purified you
Suddenly Semen
Yes, you can
Learn how to see more
Of the spunk that's inside you
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
Semen's your fan!
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