Dirty lesbians!

As was previously posted, I have recently moved from the inner city slums, to the countryside with my prostitute and her giant pussy.

I was previously living in a one bedroomed flat, which my prostitute owned and when we decided to move to the farming town of outer London, she decided to rent the flat to prospective tenants, rather than sell it.

I was at home, resting my broken face during this period, so every now and then I had to put pants on when estate agents brought enquiring tenant wannabes.

The strange thing about all the people that came to view the flat was that the majority of them were lesbians. I wasn't aware that there were so many homeless lesbians in the world, but day after day, week after week, schools (I think that's the collective noun) of lesbians would come lesbianing in out of my flat, pretending that they weren't attracted to me, while they looked at the electrical outlets, plumbing fixtures and other lesbian type things that lesbians stare at.

I don't know why lesbians were drawn to the flat. Perhaps the decor is lesbenian. Perhaps they could tell that a real man had never lived there (good thing none of them brought one of those CSI blue lights with them). Perhaps they were drawn to my prostitute, who I think is actually a lesbian.

So the tenants who finally got the flat were lesbians. They came to view the flat twice and and asked me interesting lesbian questions. I've met many lesbians when in my single days and I can confirm that most lesbians aren't attractive. These two however were HOT! I was however a gentleman and my answers obviously satisfied their lesbian needs and they became lesbian tenants.

Prostitute, giant pussy and I moved out. Hot lesbians moved in.

One month on and hot lesbians call us, telling us that the shower is leaking. This never happened when I lived there, even though I used to shower up to twice a month. Home insurance would save us and prostitute dispatches a plumbing type man to look at the hot lesbians' pipes. Shower is mended and everyone is happy.

One week later and the hot lesbians call again and tell us that the shower is leaking again. Insurance plumber and pizza delivery boy are dispatched again.

So here's the thing. The shower was in fine working order when I lived there, but now that hot lesbians are there, they're doing something to the shower, but I don't know what. How can I find out what they're doing? Isn't the answer obvious? I need to install CCTV in the shower! This is my right as a landlord to keep an eye on those pesky, destructive, hot lesbians!

They don't need to know that I've installed CCTV in their shower. I could do it while they're sleeping. They're both deep sleepers and don't even wake up when I stroke their faces.