Thursday 3 December 2009

Standing for freaks

The London underground is filled with the below picture on the tubes.



How offensive is that! Why would I give my seat up to fat people? People with a dead conjoined twins or people who can do rather simple levitating tricks?

Fat people should not be allowed on the tube, let alone be given a seat.

Dead conjoined twin people are so rare, if I see more than five in a month, it's unusual.

People who do levitating tricks scare me a bit, so I might give them a seat, but not because I want to.

I think the London Underground needs to change its policies. What about old people? What about hot chicks with a low-cut top? Am I the only polite person using the Underground?

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