Recently one of my closest friends came to me with a confession.
He told me that something had been weighing him down for a while and said that he needed to confess to me that he had done me wrong.
He told me that he had been having drinks with my girlfriend, a few weeks ago and the conversation inevitably turned to sex and she shyly confessed to him that she had never had an orgasm in her life.
He suggested to her that she should get me to do other things with her, but she tried to change the subject. He said that he then tried to slow things down and said that things can just start off with a sensual kiss and the next thing he knew she was kissing him. Soon clothes came off and and they ended up having sex.
He then smugly confessed that at least she had finally experienced an orgasm.
It was at this point I lost my composure. I had been trying to keep a straight face throughout his confession but I finally lost it. I started laughing and and through the tears explained to him that she had been using that same line for years.
I told him that he shouldn't feel too bad as at least four of my closest friends, my boss, my brother and my grandmother had fallen for the same line.
I almost felt bad for him. Some people are so naive.
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