Secret Satan

This week we did secret Santa at work. I was given a Mensa puzzle. I showed my wife. She said, "Whoever got you that, doesn't know you very well."

I wittily replied, "Go fuck yourself."

And added, "What the fuck is Mensa anyway?"

And then, "Boobs!"

Followed by, "Where's my dinner?"

My wife is a bit slow and didn't reply to any of my thought provoking questions.

My Mensa gift makes an awesome ball-scratcher.