Tuesday 27 March 2012

Flowers?

It’s my one year anniversary and it’s also my wife’s one year anniversary. Fate? Anyway, we’re spending it in Portugal. Not much to do but relax and be romantic.

Today my lovely wife took a nice long bath and I joined her. I didn’t join her in the bath, I simply walked into the bathroom, farted and left again.

Who needs flowers?

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