Wednesday 9 April 2008

Dancing with Shakespeare

A new scourge has hit the streets of London, with the release of the new American dancing film, How she move. Hundreds of graduate BA students have been defacing advertising posters of this film all in the name of “proper English”.

Clementine De Glanville-Stimpson, spokesperson for this rogue group of well-spoken gang of thespians, believes that they’re improving society, by correcting poor English. “When I first saw the title of this cinematic creation, I was abhorrently appalled. Soon after this I felt repugnantly nauseated. Which was later followed by a feeling of indignant insobriety infused with discantatious fintinculation.”

“The fact of the matter is that this film has become a billboard for poor English.” Mz De Glanville-Stimpson continues, “England is already suffering at the hands of pop culture. Many of today’s youth are drinking tea from mugs instead of cups. Where will this madness end?”

Mz De-Glanville-Stimpson is well supported by the hundreds of BA graduates, who don’t have much else to do after finishing university with a degree, which is useless to society and a mockery to their own sense of self worth.
































BA students hate people with rhythm.

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